1. cygate:

    movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

    image

    (Source: heckbat, via thefuuuucomics)

     
  2. (Source: jerksicaday, via dutchster)

     

  3. trashylittlefuck:

    women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     

  4. dumpsterfetus:

    stop being rude and start being nude

    (Source: 1nd2rd3st, via thefuuuucomics)

     

  5. kushdrinker:

    how to give a handjob:

    1. grab boner mid-shaft

    2. pump until confetti is released

    3. party

    (via silliest-girl)

     
  6. prufrockslovesong:

    naturallybohemian:

    This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

    THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via dutchster)

     
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  8. officialfrenchtoast:

    tornadoallie:

    WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

    they have phones too

    wut

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  9. jetgreguar:

    everydayedward:

    anatomintheuniverse:

    knowledgethroughscience:

    Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.

    mt etna is my bro

    In preparation for 420calypse

    blaze it nature 

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  10. (Source: vaginatrainer, via dutchster)

     

  11. babyferaligator:

    the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    (Source: 420dongsquad, via quantico-go)

     
  12. thr3ads:

    gengaa:

    how clear is that water?!

    i thought the fish were just laid on the floor

    (via dutchster)

     

  13. yaoidiot:

    people who shower in under 5 minutes

    • ..
    • ..?
    • .?…??
    • how

    (Source: heavysmoved, via dutchster)

     
  14. twlboaj:

    eva-420:

    please stop reblogging this post

    gno

    (Source: super-galaxy-gurren-lagann, via dutchster)

     
  15. thatfuckingcrowv2:

    dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

    (Source: secretotaku, via thefuuuucomics)